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Gold on the Gold Coast (Pt. 1): Why are these people so relaxed!?

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By Lachlann Tierney, Monday, 30 March 2026

Why invest in gold? Lachlann Tierney explains why people invest in gold in the first of a three-part series about a recent trip to a Gold Coast gold conference.

You’ve seen the headlines.

The world’s on fire.

More so than usual.

Troops are moving closer to the epicentre of the conflict, talks are about to take place in Pakistan and markets are getting shellacked.

Is this the gradual build in nerves before another market panic attack à la 2007-8 or March 2020?

Perhaps.

And yet, here I was attending a gold conference on (fittingly) the Gold Coast.

Oddly calm…

In contrast to many parts of society, the mood at the conference is calm and positive.

As the rest of the market loses its head, those with a penchant for the shiny metal aren’t too worried about gold’s fall from ~US$5500 to ~US$4500.

They hold the bullion precisely for moments in history like this.

Yes, the gold price is a bit battered after a monstrous run over the last two years:

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But in spite of this micro-wobble, confidence is high on the floors of the conference hall.

Having a chat, you’ll find that the gold bugs are an odd lot.

They’re planners and think long-term.

Unfortunately, that’s strange these days.

Then I met this strange pair

Outside chatting to the two youngest attendees I could find, there’s one smoking government mandated inflation (hand rolled plain packaging tobacco).

Naturally, tobacco tax increases are mandated by legislation every year…

Anyway, I look over and the other member of this odd pair is covered head to toe in tattoos, hunched over a laptop.

Between puffs, the younger of the two explains he first got into stacking bullion after a key conversation with his uncle at the age of 13.

Under his arm?

A laptop and a 1kg bar of copper.

I remark on the copper bar, doing the numbers.

First the imperial-metric/USD-AUD conversion in my head against the number I have from last time I checked the copper spot price.

Then I think about mark-ups and physical premiums…

“What’s that? About 80 bucks?”

Spot on.

I ask, “How old are you two?”

I surmise, “I reckon your 32.”
Spot on again.

Now he and his tattooed mate are paying attention, they tell me they’ve started a bullion business in rural Queensland.

Entrepreneurs at a young age, nice!

It proves there are always some little gems hidden amongst the swathes of Gen Z nihilists the older generations constantly fret about.

A book well worth reading

Back on the conference floor, I sit at my colleague Brian Chu’s booth tapping away on my laptop, working on my next possible recommendations.

For my next recommendations…I’m thinking about energy, gold and other metals that still have room to run in this new ‘strategic’ phase of the cycle.

As war looms, the world faces even more pressure to secure the materials needed to get prices down in the “thing” economy.

High prices drive capex. Capex drives price inflation down.

And the cycle repeats.

People cycle through the booths, and plenty come up to take a look at Brian’s new book: Gold’s True Message.

I joke that “I’m not Brian Chu!” to anyone who swings by.

They usually giggle, and say, “I know that.”

Jokes offer solace when turbulent times approach.

Circles in the sand

Gold is not without its own irony – its shiny, yet the investment thesis is usually dull.

A buffer against the chaotic world.

It’s also hard to find, yet everyone seems to have a piece of gold jewellery somewhere.

It’s not particularly useful, yet it is an incredibly useful hedge when things threaten to go pear shaped.

These paradoxes are not lost on me.

Once upon a time, I studied Zen metaphysics at the University of Melbourne.

Here’s a picture of my old professor:

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The gravity of Zen is that it finds truth in what appears to be contradictory.

Earlier in the week I took a walk on the beach pondering the circularity of time with a very Zen companion.

A circle was drawn in the sand.

Then, a brief dip in the warm water, with a storm approaching.

A storm appears to be approaching for markets as well.

But some things are timeless.

Tomorrow, I’ll share the second part of my story.

It’s called Gold on the Gold Coast.

Like most aspects of anyone’s investment journey, it’s more about the internal, the emotional and the psychological.

So of course, the story is not really about gold at all.

Hopefully you enjoy it, and it helps make you a better investor.

Regards,

Lachlann Tierney,
Australian Small-Cap Investigator and Fat Tail Microcaps

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Murray’s Chart of the Day – S&P 500

By Murray Dawes, Monday, 30 March 2026

Source: TradingView

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The S&P 500 has entered a new phase of its correction.

Last week, I said a break below the bottom of the past six months’ range should head into territory where many stop losses would be lurking.

That’s where we are now.

Risks of a cascade to the downside are now far higher than usual.

Bonds are continuing to sell off sharply around the world. Japanese 10-year bonds jumped over 20bps on Friday.

Confidence that Trump was close to calling off the war has evaporated as US troops make their way to Iran.

But the situation remains incredibly fluid.

If the war rages on, we could see the S&P 500 drop another 7% quite quickly, to the midpoint of the last up wave near 5,940.

Minor support, based on the range the S&P 500 has been stuck in over the past six months, is just 2% below current levels at 6,265.

Apart from that, there isn’t much support below.

So it’s over to Trump to save the market from a serious swan dive.

If he puts boots on the ground, just watch oil fly, while stocks tank.

Trump could cry uncle if stocks sell off far enough.

So perhaps the lower it goes, the higher the odds he backs down.

Regards,

Murray Dawes,
Retirement Trader, International Stock Trader and
Murray’s Trading Room

All advice is general advice and has not taken into account your personal circumstances.

Please seek independent financial advice regarding your own situation, or if in doubt about the suitability of an investment.

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Lachlann Tierney
Lachlann ‘Lachy’ Tierney is passionate about uncovering hidden opportunities in the microcap sector. With four years of experience as a senior equities analyst at one of Australia’s leading microcap firms, he has built a reputation for rigorous research, deep-dive due diligence, and accessible investor communications. Over this time, he has vetted seed, pre-IPO and ASX-listed companies across sectors, conducted onsite visits, and built strong relationships across the microcap space. Lachy is nearing completion of a PhD in economics at RMIT University, where his research focuses on blockchain governance and voting systems. His work was housed within the Blockchain Innovation Hub at RMIT, a leading research centre for crypto-economics and blockchain research. He holds a Master’s degree from the London School of Economics and an Honours BA in Philosophy and Politics from the University of Melbourne. Born in New York and raised in California, Lachy grew up a few blocks from biotech giant Amgen and counts among his peers various characters in the overlapping worlds of venture capital, technology and crypto. When he’s not researching microcaps, he’s most likely sweating it out in a sauna or dunking himself in cold Tasmanian water.

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